ChatGPT Roasted Portsmouth, NH and It is Brutal

Granite Post asked ChatGPT to roast Portsmouth, New Hampshire and it let the fur fly.

To see how it would respond, the Granite Post News asked ChatGPT to 'roast' Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Wow, it was pretty brutal. I thought for a minute Nikki Glasier was going to come onto the screen and start talking smack about Tom Brady!

Just how brutal was ChatGPT when roasting Portsmouth, New Hampshire?

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It was very brutal and might have struck a couple of truth chords:

Portsmouth. The self-proclaimed cultural capital of New Hampshire, where the old money from Boston, meets the new money from...well, Boston. It's a quaint little town where people pretend that having a harbor somehow makes them cosmopolitan. Spoiler alert: a few boats and a handful of overpriced seafood restaurants don't make you Venice.

Ouch.

Did the roasting of Portsmouth, New Hampshire ring true or way off the mark?

Just when you thought ChatGPT was done, it connected a right hook.

Portsmouth prides itself on being 'charming', but let's be real - it's a theme park for yuppies. Every shop screams, 'Look at me, I'm rustic but in a curated, Instagrammable way.' And for a town that's so proud of its history, they sure love replacing it with condos and artisanal breweries.

Oh no you didn't!

ChatGPT really let Portsmouth, New Hampshire have it!

It's okay Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Don't feel bad. It's just ChatGPT doing its job. ChatGPT can also be friendly. When asked what's the best thing about Portsmouth, New Hampshire it answered with,

One of the best things about Portsmouth is its vibrant downtown area, which is full of unique shops, restaurants, and historic architecture. The waterfront setting, with its picturesque harbor, offers plenty of opportunities for outdoor activities, from boat tours to walking along the scenic Prescott Park.

See? That's wicked nice.