Only in Maine: The Lobster Heating Pad That Soothes Your Cramps and Soul

As I am perusing the aisle at my local Auburn Walmart, something stops me in my tracks. Only in Maine could a crustacean save the day in more ways then one.

Sure, I get it, they're delicious steamed with butter, a traditional favorite, but could they also cure your cramps during that time of month? Yes, well maybe.  

Guys, enter the Menstruation Crustacean Lobster Heating Pad. You can find it right next to the Bengay at the Auburn Walmart.

I took one look and thought, Oh Maine, what are you going to think of next? We already have lobster lotion brought to you by the wonderful folks at Marin.

And now, we have a lobster heating pad to soothe you through those dark period days? 

Maine’s Menstruation Crustacean: The Lobster Heating Pad You Didn’t Know You Needed

This little red guy doesn’t pinch, he soothes.

Apparently you just pop him in the microwave and let him work his magic.

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Get this, the description on Amazon says that following and get ready to chuckle,

Your Best Pal, Period: This weighted heating pad for cramps helps you through that time of the month. Packaging of the lobster may vary, so follow the instructions on your MC before you get cuddly for some much-needed pain relief!

For Maine woman, it’s almost poetic, but also hilarious. Literally, the state of Maine now owns everything lobster. Lobster jumped from your plate at the summer festival to our belly, warming your insides.  

Did I mention it’s also lavender scented? Next time Aunt Flo visits, grab your lobster and forget the Midol because even in Maine our lobsters know how to lend a claw.