Just to clarify: When we say "rolling," we mean we're laughing so hard that we're rolling on the floor.

The Bangor, Maine Police Department's Facebook page has become a source of nonstop entertainment. The officer who takes care of their social media is Tim Cotton or "TC" for short. He should be a radio or TV personality with his witty brand of humor.

Here's his warning about "blazin' up a fatty" in public places. For people who don't understand the 420 lingo, that means smoking marijuana.