This Portland, Maine, Restaurant Has the Best Kid’s Menu Ever

I like reading kid's menus at restaurants and this one had me laughing out loud.

Don't start judging me. It's not like I order off the kid's menu; I just like to see what has changed for what kids will eat. Here I am at one of my favorite wing joints, Smoked, in Portland, Maine, and I check out their kid's menu and spit out my beer!

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Okay, now Smoked in Portland, Maine, makes me want to order off the kid's menu!

I was dying reading the menu choices for kids 12 and under.

• I Don't Know
• I'm Not Hungry
• I Want to Go Home
• Heavy Sigh - Eye Roll...and my favorite,
• Can We Go to McDonalds?

Now, this is a menu designed by very experienced parents. Parents who have ordered every single thing on that menu at one time or another. What is the 'I Don't Know'? Who cares? Your kids are probably not gonna eat it anyway.

Smoked in Portland, Maine, has a sense of humor I can appreciate

I found the kid's menu a nice bonus to the smoked wings I was gobbling down. I go to Smoked a few times a year with a good buddy of mine. We laugh and eat and laugh and eat for a good couple of hours. It's nice to have a place with the same warped sense of humor. Check out the sign from the holidays,

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Whiskey, Vodka, Tequilla, and Blitzen.

Come on, that's hysterical.