Okay, this isn't a picture of the woman who shoplifted, but I had to give you a visual!

A 67-year-old woman in Florida went into a grocery store last Friday dressed in a full turkey costume and proceeded to stuff the turkey with over $1,500 worth of merchandise. She wasn't exactly operating on the down-low, so store employees caught on and called the police. Irene Leonhard was arrested for grand theft.

There's your stupid criminal story for the day. You just can't trust a turkey.

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