If you are observing Singles Day today I wouldn't recommend using any of these pick up lines out in the world. They don't have a high success rate but they are good for a giggle. :)

1. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together

2. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

3. Hey, girl, are you my appendix? Cuz you give this weird feeling that makes me want to take you out

4. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

5. Did it hurt? (did what hurt) when you fell down from heaven

6. Hey my names Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?

7. If you were a burger id call you Mc Beautiful

And my personal favorite....

8. Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Happy Singles day to all those tinder swipers, bumblers and match dot commers. May the odds be ever in your favor.