Even though I know there's no way I could afford it, I still can't take my eyes off this CASTLE for sale in Cape Elizabeth!

At a measly $3.4 million, it's a bargain! I mean after all, we're talking oceanfront property. Check out this view -

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The downside is that it's only one acre of property, and at 1,981 square feet, let's just say I was expecting it to be a little more roomy for $3.4 mil. But I digress. After all, look at the inside...WOW!

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I think if I start saving my pennies today, I'll have enough for the down payment by the time I'm 90.