Joey Fatone Writes Hilarious Open Letter To One Direction Titled ‘Everything Is About To Be Terrible’
Joey Fatone, former NSYNC Member and current host of Family Feud, wrote and open letter to One Direction, titled, "Everything is about to be terrible" and it is hysterical!
He starts off with a great positive paragraph about how everything is going to be great after their one year hiatus and, Joey tells them that he is "...sure 2016 will be a wonderful time for everyone from One Direction to pursue some independent projects before regrouping as a stronger band one year later! Here’s to spreading your wings!"
Then he shifts directions fast and lay's some truth on the boy band,
Here’s how it’s gonna go down, fellas. While you’re all on hiatus, Harry will record some dope singles with Beyonce, Ryan Adams and Wiz Khalifa, come out with a killer solo album produced by Pharrell and Timbaland, cut his hair, dye his hair, do a second less awesome album, let his hair grow super long and wear it in two braids, crush a self-effacing cameo in a Judd Apatow movie, buzz his hair and release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at
being bisexual that everyone will call his “best work.”
And it just get's better from there. He goes on to reference his own career woes and expertly references the other members of NSYNC, even speculating on whether some of them are alive,
Best case scenario, you’ll do a 6-week stint in Minions: The Musical! on Broadway before you bounce around different hosting jobs on channels like Spike and TruTv. Do you know what Chris Kirkpatrick is doing? Because I don’t. He’s completely unreachable. He might be managing a Best Buy in Sacramento, he might be dead. No one knows. Louis, I’m looking at you.
To be honest I had no idea Joey Fatone was so hilarious. I mean, I didn't really follow him after NSYNC disbanded, but after this letter I think he might have a career in comedy writing.
CLICK HERE to read the rest of the letter; trust me, it's totally worth it!