This Truck Scared The Crap Out of Me!

So there I was, minding my own business, driving down the road running lines in my head for my upcoming show and admiring the beauty of Portland's coastline. I approached an intersection with traffic resting at a red light, and then I pulled up behind this...

My first thought was "Holy Crap there's a dude walking out of that truck!!"

My next thought was, "... wait... who thought making a life sized image of this was a good idea?"

I felt like the only thing to do after witnessing such an awkward marketing fail was post a picture about it... but... if I'm posting a picture about it, maybe it's not a #MarketingFail after all?...