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Do Better Portland Parker – There’s No Need For This Stupid Parking
Do Better Portland Parker – There’s No Need For This Stupid Parking
Honestly, nothing is more defeating than coming out to your car after a long day at work to find this.
Lori Voornas
Lori Voornas
Open Letter to the Dangerous Motorcyclist on I95 Before He Kills Someone
Open Letter to the Dangerous Motorcyclist on I95 Before He Kills Someone
Dear Stupid. Let me explain what you should NEVER do on a highway.
Lori Voornas
Lori Voornas
Angry Viewer Has Dumbest Take Ever About Easter Sunday Forecast For Maine
Angry Viewer Has Dumbest Take Ever About Easter Sunday Forecast For Maine
A long range forecast on News Center Maine triggered an angry viewer who offered up a red-hot take filled with idiocy
Joey
Joey

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