So you may not have that perfect body. Getting a flat stomach is hard work, but Binga's Express has a new message on their sign in Windham that says you actually do have a flat stomach.

Joanne Ridlon

Get it? No? Read it again.

Now do you get it?

Okay, in case you don't, if the L in FLAT is silent, it would sound like…

There you go! FAT!

I only spelled this out because someone who will remain nameless needed to have it explained to them.

Well done once again, Binga's!