Bizarre Craigslist Maine Christmas Offering
While shopping on Craigslist, I came across this listing for an unusual holiday present.
"christmas gift a ROCK ! Support local business - $65 (Winslow)
Don't wait. Enjoy a rock that will stay by you longer than your kids, your dog, and most marriages!
You can always count on the rock.
Each rock is unique and no two are alike. All rocks will very. The rocks are antiques because they are very old.
It never talks back, and keeps a secret and will never tell anybody. You can trust your rock.
Serious emails only with name and number if you wish to purchase a rock from me. Support our country and local jobs. Please do not order your rock from Nordstrom stores.
Lightweight but sturdy. Cash only. Will deliver in area free, with cash payment first.
Leave number for callback.
Will also mail orders when prepaid. Postage extra.
I have a lot of branches in my yard that could make terrific presents.