Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Kylie Jenner Denies Requesting Darker Skin Tone For Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
'I'm not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f---king idiots.'
Lady Gaga Will Be Suspended From Stadium Roof For Super Bowl Performance
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Mariah Carey To Reportedly Debut New Single With Rapper YG During ‘Mariah’s World’ Finale
Carey reportedly already recorded a song with rapper YG and shot a music video to support the track — all in the span of 24 hours.
Sia’s ‘Move Your Body’ Video Explores The Fictional Origin Story Of Her Two-Toned Wig
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Questlove, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry + More Stars React to Prince’s Death
Artists like Questlove, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry and more have posted their own memories of the late legend online.