Listen to the wicked funny summer kick-off song "Mr. Man". It's the story of a Maine truck driver frustrated that he's stuck on the road (probably Route One) behind friggin' tourists! Crisesakes! He needs to get home in time for suppah with muthah!
Yessuh, it's the myth of the Pocomoonshine lake serpent and how the monstah came to be, from a fight between a Penobscot chief and a Mic Mac Chief around 5000 years ago.