New Englanders Make Us Laugh On ‘National Tell A Joke Day’

Today is "National Tell A Joke Day." There's nothing like a joke to bring people together. They can be corny or dark jokes, or real gut-busters. They can have you laughing so hard that you cry or worse, make you pee in your pants.

Kids telling jokes is the best. Check out this video from America's Funniest Home Videos.:

We even asked our listeners and Facebook fans to tell us a joke. These are some of our favorites, so far:

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella on cloudy days?
Fo Drizzle.

What did the ghost say when he found out it wasn’t Halloween yet?
This is Boo Sheet!

Gandi walked everywhere and built up callouses on his feet thicker than most boot soles. He ate sparingly and fasted often, which gave him a weak body structure and perpetually bad breath. What did this make him?
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Do you know why cows have hooves?
They lactose.

Click on the box below and it will take you to Facebook, where you can read all of the hilarious responses. Then, weigh in with your own joke.