Another reason not to ride the bus. According to The Onion "America's Finest News Source" a woman tee's off on "Charlie Tuna" while riding a city bus.

Just the fact that The Onion is covering Portland makes me giddy and I'm pretty sure I've sat next to her at one point or another on The T! Here's the story Click here:

If you don't read The Onion I highly recommend it. It's one of the first sites I look at every morning. With headlines like "Nelson Mandela Becomes The First Politician To Be Missed" how can you miss-