What’s In Your Car Right Now That Would Surprise Us?
This morning on "You Tell Us", (that part of the show where we pose a question to you our listeners), we asked you what surprising thing you had in your car.
Unexpected hilarity ensued, and as a result we've compiled a list of some of the strange things you have in your cars!
Chris - Mannequins and blow up dolls
... wait - what? Ohhh, carpool lane!... riiiight
Susan - 3 machetes, 3 fire torches and 3 sickles.
No Officer, my husbands a juggler I swear!
Tammy - A pink razor.
And I thought talking on the phone and driving was risky...
Vernon - Camp chairs.
This actually doesn't seem strange at all... I applaud your forethought Vernon
Amanda - tampons, baby diapers.
I confirmed the diapers were not for Amanda
Megan - 9 pairs of shoes that are not hers...
Don't worry. She's not a serial shoe thief, she's a Mom
Shannon - microwave, and laundry detergent.
"Need to reheat that burrito on the way home? No worries. That detergent will keep your car smelling fresh and clean!"
Melissa - A feral cat.
Now THAT's a bumper sticker. "My Sidekick is an effing feral cat"
Nancy - Living room chair, Antique 1930's C
at ...Hat box, and a sewing machine.
I see now how odd my comment about cat's pooing in the box must have seemed...
Tracy - Her father's ashes. "And he doesn't backseat drive!"
Best. Quote. Ever.
Neda - Plastic toothpicks
A better alternative than that dudes business card you just met
Kathy -Scalpel, and two birdcage wedding centerpieces...
Because you never know when you'll need a fancy centerpiece. Am I right?
Grace - A safe (not a face) with her valuables in it, because "in the trunk of my car is the safest place." ...
I didn't have the heart to ask what happens if her car gets stolen
Jim - Clown Costume.
Jim has a clown license so it's totally legit
Aaron - Teddy bear, and Toilet Paper.
Jen - Super hero cape, huge chalk board, mad hatter costume.
All for her work at a children's hospital. A true super hero!