We can safely say we've never seen anything like this before. Not even kidding. A Redditor named daeedorian posted this incredible video of a bird (believed to be a common shag) taking an unusually calm, cool, and collected stroll through a hardware store in Lincolnville, Maine.

Just a shag out shopping in Lincolnville from r/Maine

The store featured in the video is Viking Lumber and the bird doesn't seem to be all that intimidated by the various cleaning supplies, plumbing equipment or even the human being hot on its tracks. No, this bird was on a mission. Unfortunately, we don't have the foggiest idea WHAT FOR. Then again, how many have us have gone to a store with absolutely no idea what we were shopping for?

How can we help you today common shag?