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The Funniest Boat Names Evah

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We were strolling around the piers of Portland this weekend and came upon this boat with a very cool name. Nice boat. Good band:

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It got us to thinking. What would we name OUR boat? We would have to come up with something crazy and incredibly inappropriate. We took to the Google Machine to do more research, and boy, did we find some zingers!

This one gets a B+. You know everyone shouts out the name when they float past!

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The PUN ones are the best:

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We only included this one because The South Carolina Gamecocks are in the Final Four for their first time ever. The owner must be an alum. Or so we hope:

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We’re sorry… Is there a boat in this picture?

 

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This gets our award for “Most Creative.”

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Here’s a great montage for you with even MORE funny boat names. We will keep looking for more… so stay tuned for Funny Boat Names Part 2. Ahoy Matey!

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