When we read headlines like these you can't help but exclaim out loud to no one in particular, "WHAAATTTT?"

According to WMUR, 21 year old Jacob May approached a worker at a Concord NH supermarket as she was tossing some boxes in the dumpster outside.

Police say May asked the worker if she needed help and said to her "Touch me, I can save you". The worker fell before she could run inside to get help and May then wrapped his arms around her.

A male co worker tried to intervene and May then threw a punch at him initiating a fight. When the police arrive May told them he was a "vampire, a ghost rider, Jack Sparrow from ’Pirates of the Caribbean,’ Mr. Miyagi from ’The Karate Kid’ and a leader of a band.”

I don't mean to be judgemental, but WOWZAS!

May was charged with burglary and simple assault. He is due in court Tuesday.