Have You Ever Read The Sign About What Can’t Go Onto I-295?

Ya know... I never really read this sign until today.

These are the things you can't have on I-295:

• Pedestrians
• Hitchhikers
• Bicycles
• Motorscooters
• Animals: ridden, driven or led
• Farm equipment over 8 feet wide

This made me curious. You know how there are warnings on stuff like irons that say, 'Caution: gets hot'? Well, I can only imagine that the highway people had to put up this sign because at some point each one of the things banned was on I-295.

So, remember to not to bring your motorscooter or horse onto 295...