Though this tale is extremely believable, Dover police have confirmed it to be false rumor. But man did it spread like wildfire! According to NH1, It was reported on a fantasy news site (which I didn't even know was a thing) called Channel18news.com. The site stated that Sheen was at a bar in Dover and two men recognized him and then began to verbally attack him. Sheen then stood up and said something in retaliation and one of the men lunged at him. Police said they have no record of Sheen being in town. Just goes to show that you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

In truer news, Sheenoji's are now available in your app store. So there's that!