5 Annoying Things That People From Maine Do On Facebook
Time to put on our grumpy pants for a second and share all those things people do on Facebook that leave you shaking your fist angrily.
For most of us, Facebook is a daily venture in checking out what other people are doing with their lives. So leave it to all of us to then get annoyed when people share what they are doing with their lives... but you know what? WE CAN and WE WILL. So here's just a few things that it EVERYONE (or at least it feels that way) in Maine does that is annoying on Facebook.
SHARING THE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF SPORTS GAMES...SPECIFICALLY THE PATRIOTS
It's likely there hasn't been a Sunday in New England during football season where you've seen the status "Brady to Edelman for a TD! YESSSSS" Someone alert the President! You know what gets good ratings? Patriots games. I'm watching it too. But can't wait for your detailed play-by-play that I'll see when Facebook delivers it to me 12 hours later.
COMPLAIN THAT DUNKIN' GOT YOUR COFFEE ORDER WRONG
Listen, we all want our coffee made to perfection every single time we order it but if you crunch the numbers on how many orders are taken and made, it's just not going to happen. But when you hop on Facebook to tell us that you ordered a coffee with 4 sugars and only got 2 sugars, it just feels like that problem can be solved and doesn't warrant a status update.
APPARENTLY METEOROLOGY IS EVERYONE'S SIDE GIG
You literally can't go one full day in Maine without at least one status update about the weather outside. "look out guys, its hot out there today" "oh my god, soooooooo cold" "Hey, there's so much snow!" "it'd be so nice out if it wasn't so windy!" Groundbreaking stuff. Make sure to include it in your book about weather.
OH COOL, YOU DRINK BEER?
That's such an amazing photo of your Bissell Brothers glass where you kind of tilted the camera at an angle while the foam was still at the top. You know what would be a more impressive photo? The award that you won for taking that artsy photo of your half-full beer. Let me know when that happens so I can share it.
POSTING PHOTOS OF THE SKY LIKE YOU JUST FOUND OUT IT WAS THERE
As it turns out, the sky turns different colors other than blue. I just discovered this thanks to people sharing photos on Facebook! JUST KIDDING! I've always known this because the sky has been hovering above us FOREVER. But no, thank you for that sky photo where it's kinda pink and orange. Never forget.
We'll stop there before we log on to Facebook and realize we don't have any "friends" left. Or maybe one of those friends will consider this rant one of the most annoying things someone does on Facebook. Seems totally fair.